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Name: Megan
Country: United States
State: Texas
Metro: Dallas
Birthday: 5/26/1982
Gender: Female


Interests: Reading trashy magazines, Obsessively watching The OC, Law and Order, and Desperate Housewives, Nurturing my cats, Sleeping, Pilates, My iPod, Emailing, Shopping, Traveling, Laughing
Occupation: Sales
Industry: Computers (Software)


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Member Since: 1/12/2005

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Saturday, December 09, 2006

Men Are Like Shoes

So my co-worker and I were talking about the dating game yesterday, and she told me that she has a theory that men are like shoes...  You find the perfect pair of pumps and you wear them all day but at the end of the day you have blisters, so you buy a pair of sneakers.  The sneakers are great, they're comfortable, and they help your feet to heal from the blisters.  After a while, you realize that they aren't dressy enough so you shop for new pumps.  Finally, hopefully, you find the pair of pumps that look good with jeans and with a suit.  You can strut in them and run in them.  They are perfect for every outfit.  The perfect pair of shoes....

Damn good theory if you ask me, and I have been thinking about this for the past week because I honestly do happen to own about 100 pairs of shoes.  This has led me to wonder if my shoe collection is subconsciouly representative of my love life. 

Sometimes I buy a pair of shoes that I fall in love with and keep them in the closet for the perfect occasion.  Then, so excited, I jump into them! I tell everyone about them before I wear them, too.  When the big debut comes I usually get drunk, dance in them, run them through the mud, and they end up in the closet until I am ready to clean up my mess and put them on again. 

Other times I buy a pair of shoes and I wear them every day because they are so comfortable.  I wear them out and they don't look so nice anymore, but I still continue to wear them.

And then there are the shoes that I love.  I have worn them out and they really should be retired, but I keep them in my closet just in case.  Every year or so I give them to goodwill and move on.  It's hard though.

My biggest thing with shoes is that I want a shoe to be versatile.  I want a shoe that I can wear to every occassion, always show it off, or just wear them around the house.  These shoes are hard to find.

My bottom line is that I love shoes and am still seeking the perfect pair for my collection.  My new strategy to find the shoes is to change the store I'm shopping at. 




Sunday, November 12, 2006

Carol's Country Bar - The Greatest Bar in America

INSIDE: Carol's Pub

Honky-tonk in the heart of Uptown
 


Tuesday, September 12, 2006

I have definitely become some sort of internet junkie - I never thought that would happen to me.  I am now on Xanga, Myspace, and Facebook - all of which I have at some point made fun of.  Anywho, while I was updating my Myspace profile today I was thinking about my hobbies and listed 'journaling'.  Well what kind of journaler am I if I only do it once every couple of months?  I really should do it more...

I've been giving so much thought lately to life in your early 20s.  I talk to friends in their late 20s, early 30s, late 30s and try to make sense of what these years are about.  I guess you first hit the "I wanna party like I'm in college stage" where you try to let go of college but just can't.  My sister has a friend who constantly yells "COLLEGE" at the top of his lungs just because it makes him feel good.  Then I think you hit the spot that I'm at, which is basically where you realize that you want for your life to take some sort of direction but aren't ready to grow up.  I'm surrounded by friends who are 20some going on 40 and those who are 20some going back to 21.  It's weird -seriously.  Then you have people getting married, popping out kids, buying houses.  It freaks me out, man.  I recently found out that one of my childhood friends is having a kid and getting married.  I remember last year sitting on the phone wiht her and listening to her discuss making ganja rice krispies.  How does that happen???

What other deep stuff do I have...  Um, I finally am starting to tell people at work that I have cats and have made it a good joke during business conversations.  Usually I sit at a table where everyone goes around and talks about their kids, wives, etc.  Then they get to me and ask the dreaded question - "Megan, are you married?  Kids?"  That's where I routinely say, "No, I'm pathetically single.  I have a cat - does that count?"  I haven't quite yet decided it is appropriate to say that I have two cats and live with mom in fears that they will think I like chicks.  Creepy.

Well, I"m out like a fat chick. 


Monday, July 17, 2006

All hail to the Great Namekagon River Trip!  2006, another hell of a year.  Remember everyone, the river is not a sprint - it is a marathon.  The River is a life force.  The trip down the river is a total of 20 miles for the weekend, but I'm really convinced these days that we never really get off of the river and we all learn something about ourselves every year while we're on it.  This year Katie's group learned that canoes aren't for them.  My group learned that if all of you smoke on a canoe then someone should bring a lighter.  As a community, we all learned that 30 sunscreen is not for pussies.  All people in the tent learned that everyone deserves a cabin and an air conditioner - they are not for the socially elite - they are essentials that keep people alive during the North Woods Hurricane.

Without further ado, the River Trip 2006 Top Ten list...........

1.  Breaks are good.

2.  I've got the right temperature to turn you on.........  Wait, what temperature is that again?  100 degrees?  And oh yes - Pops is Tops!

3.  How many life vests does it take for Kevin to float while standing in the canoe and peeing?  How many Katie's does it take to change a lightbulb?

4.  Everyone is TOTALLY on the bus...  except Ryan....  he is never coming on the bus. 

5.  Hey, did everyone get a good tan?

6.  Katie and Megan officially developed an incentive plan to get people to sing karaoke.  It was called "Jello Shots if You Sing." 

7.  Dance Revolution 2006.  Ryan and Jon can really cut a rug.  They are legends at the Prime.  I think Jon's picture is on the wall - the one with the guy in the Nike shirt.  Look for him next year.....

8.  Katie and I accomplished our goals this year!!!!  Katie actually managed to lift herself from her tube to jump off the bridge (yes, everyone else was doing it) and I ended up in the CORRECT cabin wearing my clothes.  Yay for winners!

9.  Dirty Boobs Smentek is the official romancer of the campsite - Kozy Cabin #4 heard the official soundtrack.

10.  Drinking beer with my River Trip friends!

 


Thursday, July 06, 2006

Well, as I start almost every journal entry - it's been way too long.....

I had a total desire to write in the journal on my really exciting (catch a mad drift of sarcasm) July 3rd night when I was in my sweats cruising Target at 8pm totally content, finding odd things to buy like rope and Napoleon Dynamite post-it notes and an 80s CD.  I got a McDonald's sundae and sat on my mom's back deck with my sister listening to the CDs and having a beer before jumping into bed to watch the Goonies and pass out.  Is this really what life is coming to???

Then I had another surreal moment today.  I left my house before 6am for an early meeting and didn't arrive home until 9:30 at night.  It was a long day.  I ate my dinner and went to go wash my face.  While scrubbing up my mug, my mom and my sister thanked me for being pleasant tonight and not crabby like I "usually am."  So I just walked out of the room now and decided I've had enough.  

I am in a weird place right now with having moved back home.  I read my entries a year ago where I was pretty wild and usually curled up with the pussies and a hangover.  I've moved back in where I grew up and I'm not gonna lie, it's not easy.  I'm hoping to move out this fall, but that would require me living on a budget to save money.  I have a hard time deciding which is more important - shopping and taking shots at the bar or my sanity to move out.  It really is a toughie.

I act like I'm an old spinster but to be honest I was at the bar for 2 weeks straight for my Philadelphia trip for work.  I felt like I was at a time share vacation.  During the day I would listen to speakers and at night I would go out and party like it was 1999.  I am still suffering from a sprained butt that I can't really explain how it happened.  I just know that it involved a lot of shots.  Cherry bomb anyone? 

So Beau Beau and Tom are doing well.  They are tired of being cooped up in a shoebox, but they enjoy it when they get to run around the big house when I'm home.  They are getting fat because they eat to compensate for a lack of love. 

And the love life?  Ah, it's as boring as usual.  Did you really think it would change?  My life is pretty much full of the "we like each other but nothing's going to happen" thing.  It's really quite weird to be honest.  I feel like a broken record with that line.

Well, I'm out like a fat kid.  It's pretty much my bed time for a wild day in Kankakee tomorrow!  Ciao ciao for now friends...



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